Wednesday 1 April 2015

April Air Kissing

Coleen Rooney, spokesperson for the Merseyside Wag Association (MWA for short) has threatened Aintree with action if there are not adequate and proper facilities for the visiting ladies this year..... 








MWA have demanded assurances that there will be a guaranteed supply of both prosecco and paparazzi at Aintree on Ladies Day or they may be forced to go shopping instead  .....   





Unbelievably Southwell saw a 66/1 winner on Tuesday with an official rating of just 23 and giving weight to every single one of her rivals..... 





There is now a Mahmood Al Zarooni running a builders merchants in Dubai ......
















It is April Fools’ Day of course but scarily only one of the above is untrue.....











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