I had some great results yesterday which makes an amazingly nice change for a Saturday! I'm beginning think I'm might be getting this racing thing sussed ......after at least 3 solid years of study, heartbreak, great joy, mad fun and puzzlement. (That was my first joke of the blog today!)
Sunday morning: I got up at my (now becoming usual) 05:30 to run hubby to work and returned to my coffee and the news that Kelso has been abandoned due to frost and no likelihood of a thaw. So we have Navan and Kempton to play with today folks! And Chris Rea in the backbground (good study music as well as good driving music) and I am about to get stuck in.
Just the one winner at Kempton (some unexpected results there today) but plenty at Navan to make up for it.
Another very (I'm being modest - it was bl88dy brilliant!) good day with
profits of + 22.70 (103%)............. probably as good a time as any to remind you about my coffee fund initiative (what with all these winners being free and all lol)
Notes:
Meanwhile here is another 'joke':
Sunday morning: I got up at my (now becoming usual) 05:30 to run hubby to work and returned to my coffee and the news that Kelso has been abandoned due to frost and no likelihood of a thaw. So we have Navan and Kempton to play with today folks! And Chris Rea in the backbground (good study music as well as good driving music) and I am about to get stuck in.
Just the one winner at Kempton (some unexpected results there today) but plenty at Navan to make up for it.
Another very (I'm being modest - it was bl88dy brilliant!) good day with
profits of + 22.70 (103%)............. probably as good a time as any to remind you about my coffee fund initiative (what with all these winners being free and all lol)
Navan
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First Choice
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E/W or RF Choice
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1
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13:00
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Terminal 1st
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Shannon Spirit (EW)
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2
|
13:30
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So Young
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Trifolium
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3
|
14:00
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Baby Whizz (EW)
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Ferry Point (EW)
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4
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14:30
|
Knockgraffon King
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5
|
15:00
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Bagber UP
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6
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15:30
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Wickow Lad
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7
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16:00
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Golden Firth (EW)
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3/ Norah
Starr will go off firm fav but I have serious doubts about her ability to
perform to her best on this track
4/ Needs
t his extra distance and should have come on for the outing LTO
Mad Ginger Alice running in the first race is the best name I've heard all week! I'd love to know the story behind that one!
Mad Ginger Alice running in the first race is the best name I've heard all week! I'd love to know the story behind that one!
Kempton
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First Choice
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E/W or RF Choice
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|
1
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13:40
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Sky Diamond
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2
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14:10
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Availed Speaker
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Next Cry
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3
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15:10
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Lutine Charlie
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4
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15:40
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All The Winds
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|
5
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16:10
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Regal Rave
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6
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16:40
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Oratorian
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Once upon a time a horse and a chicken were playing in a field
when the horse fell into a large swamp.
The horse cried, "Chicken! Get the
farmer to help me out of this mud."
The chicken ran to the farmer's house,
but the farmer wasn't home. The chicken hot-wired the farmer's Porsche, drove
back to the stricken horse, tied a rope to the Porsche's bumper and threw the
other end to the horse. The horse grabbed on, the chicken stepped on the accelerator,
and the horse was pulled to safety.
A week later, the same two were again playing
in the field when the chicken fell into the same swamp, and yelled,
"Horse! Get the farmer to help me out of this mud." "No,"
said the horse. "I will get you out myself."
The horse straddled the
mud pit directly above the chicken. "Grab my penis and I will pull you
out." The chicken, not wanting to die, grabbed on and was pulled to
safety. The moral of the story? "If you're hung like a horse, you don't
need a Porsche to pick up chicks!"
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